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I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope. You know what they say, love at first sight. 👍︎ 7 💬︎ 📅︎ Jun 06 2020 How do demons find out about their future? They read a horror-scope. 👍︎ 14 💬︎ 📅︎ Mar 06 2021 What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in? A collide-o-scope. 👍︎ 8 💬︎ 📅︎ Mar 06 2021 My significant other asked why I never take them out I said that the scope is broken on my high powered rifle 👍︎ 2 💬︎ 📅︎ Jan 31 2021 How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints! 👍︎ 55 💬︎ 📅︎ Oct 29 2019 When your horoscope says you are going to fall ill this month It's more of a horror scope 👍︎ 5 💬︎ 📅︎ Apr 29 2020 Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon? They saw them through their teller-scopes. 👍︎ 3 💬︎ 📅︎ Apr 30 2020 How do you know if a sniper loves you? He misses you 👍︎ 17 💬︎ 📅︎ Apr 22 2019 In 1925, the courts ruled on whether primates can use mouthwash. It was during the Scope monkey trial. 👍︎ 2 💬︎ 📅︎ Apr 20 2019 My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed. For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a

HereWe just got our first look at M3GAN 2.0! Returning director Gerard Johnstone shared his thoughts on the sequel, saying, “It’s very ambitious. I felt the story needed to be bigger, with more scale and scope, but it’s still a tiny budget compared to Marvel movies.“The first M3GAN movie was a massive hit, earning over $181 million worldwide on just a $12 million budget. Critics praised its mix of horror and humor, and Deadline Hollywood estimated the film’s net profit at $78.8 million after expenses and revenues.Universal loved the success and announced a sequel in 2022. By 2023, M3GAN 2.0 was officially confirmed, with Akela Cooper writing the script and Allison Williams and Violet McGraw returning. The release date was moved from January 2025 to June 27, 2025.While we wait for the trailer, we know Williams and McGraw are back, along with horror legends James Wan and Jason Blum producing. New cast members include Timm Sharp,...See full article at Fiction Horizon12/16/2024by Robert MilakovicFiction HorizonFirst Look Images from the Killer Doll Sequel ‘M3GAN 2.0’ Finally ReleasedWe just got a first glimpse at M3GAN 2.0. Returning director Gerard Johnstone hinted at the bigger scale of the sequel, saying, “It is very ambitious. I felt that the story should be bigger and increase in scale and scope, but it’s still a minuscule budget [compared to] the Marvel movie scale.”The first film grossed over $181 million worldwide against a budget of $12 million and received positive reviews from critics, who liked its campy blend of horror and humor. Deadline Hollywood calculated the net profit of the film to be $78.8 million, when factoring together all expenses and revenues.Universal was happy with M3GAN and decided to make a sequel in 2022. In 2023, M3GAN 2.0 was confirmed, with Akela Cooper writing and Allison Williams and Violet McGraw returning. The release date was changed from January 2025 to June 27, 2025.While we wait for the trailer, it’s confirmed that Allison Williams and Violet McGraw are reprising their roles,...See full article at Comic Basics12/16/2024by Robert MilakovicComic BasicsBlumhouse Horror Movie With 84% Audience Approval On Rotten Tomatoes Becomes Streaming HitWhen it comes to horror, Blumhouse continues to be a Hollywood leader in terms of its output. The company is behind horror hits like Get Out (2017), M3GAN (2022), Hush (2016), and The Invisible Man (2021), with the Blumhouse model dating back to 2007's Paranormal Activity. Making films at

Drama with hints of a neo-noir crime thriller. While the follow-ups trade in mangled flesh and rivers of blood, Wan is a smart enough filmmaker to make an important distinction -- the film is sadistic to its characters, but not its audience. Jigsaw's torture devices and traps, his so-called games make for terrifying brutality, the acts of violence themselves are largely offscreen, relying on the audience's imagination to fill in the worst. And Saw certainly captured imaginations. The film debuted at Sundance in 2004 and quickly earned hype as an extreme, twisted, and entirely original horror film. Lionsgate ditched their plans to release the film direct-to-video and a box office phenomenon was born. It didn't just spawn its own success, it altered the entire horror genre where the so-called "torture porn" cottage industry sprouted around Saw's success. Even within the limited scope of the Saw franchise itself, it's incredible how much of Wan's fresh-from-film-school aesthetic and Whannell's narrative chutzpah have remained touchstones for the franchise all these years later. Not just the torture traps, frantic editing, and iconic creepy visuals (lookin' at you Billy), but the fundamental structure; victims of the game on the inside, detectives racing to solve the case on the outside, and a time-skipping, interweaving narrative that tees up to a major third-act surprise. Saw engaged a dark fantasy in the audience — how much blood would you shed to stay alive? That simple hook, Wan's flourish of crude style, and true innovation, Saw earns its spot in horror history. - Haleigh Foutch

Of ominous VHS tapes. With an amazing scope, expansive narrative, and charismatic main character, 10 Tapes was a true joy to follow from start to end, and still holds up now that the game is over.The Monument MythosProbably the most extensively covered of late, The Monument Mythos is an intense analogue horror series with a nostalgic, VHS lost media-style aesthetic. Expanding on common conspiracy theories, it explores an alternate history of America through a series of mockumentary-style videos that document bizarre and unexplainable events occurring near national landmarks such as the Statue of Liberty or Mount Rushmore.If you enjoy this one, there are plenty of other great analogue series out there, including the unnerving Walten Files, which gives Five Nights At Freddy’s meets Bendy and the Ink Machine vibes.That’s it. I’m stopping there. I could honestly go on for days about this wonderfully unique form of interactive storytelling, but alas, I have other demons to slay today. I hope this beginners guide to the world of ARGs and Unfiction provides you with a trailhead leading deep into the world of indie horror on the internet. But, for now, I’m going to go back and rewatch Nightmind talking about Everyman Hybrid for the hundredth time.